I was so wrong about a Annie’s witness to her hit and run being a “Legacy character.” It turns out it wasn’t Steve Sanders in the old school Benz, it was the new boy Teddy Montgomery. I didn’t think I would like him, but he seems like a good character and he’s tall! Tall people aren’t represented well on television and it sucks. Anyway, I love how the writers were able to pack all that drama into 45 minutes of screen time. The thing about this series, is that you get sucked in and it goes so fast! Oh and thank God and ATT for DVR, because that makes it so much better. I love the new Trinity at Wets Bev and how Annie is the outcast, yet again. On top of that she gave her stuff up to some jerk that results in a “sext” being sent around school next week. Those Wilsons love exposing themselves via movie screenings and sexts. I think this will be a good season and I’m already ready for the next episode! Oh BTW when Naomi, Silver, and “No Drama Adrianna” walked down the hall in slow motion I was like whoaaa.

I saw these promo pics for the new Melrose Place and I shockingly said WTF?! How dare The CW give them descent looking promo shots and fuck over their top shows and fans with these reused/photoshopped promo pictures.

Since I’m majoring in  Advertising I take this stuff very seriously. I don’t find this to be a great way of promoting your top shows, unless we’re getting new promotions in August. Otherwise the actors don’t look like that anymore and basically it’s a old pictures that were already used to promote the show in the beginning. I don’t feel them at all on this one. See the rest of the “nice” promo pics of Melrose Place  below and I think their counting on Ashlee S to take this show to the top, hence staging her in center.

My Algebrah 2 teacher used to say “you must be two kinds of crazy!” not to me, but to the crazy kids who acted up in class. 90210′s season finale was two kinds of crazy! Ok, I read a comment from Shannon Doherty a couple weeks ago and she said something like “yeah, its the season finale so it will be a lot of drama.” Um “a lot”? How about drama to the tenth power! I said what the fuck? I know I used the f word, but it was that sporadic and intense. It’s like they crammed every ounce of drama they could into the 45 minutes they had. 

The best parts:

Jen turning out to be the ultimate bitch of Beverly Hills! She told Naomi not to go there, but little sister wouldn’t listen and big sister had to teach her a sick and atrocious lesson. That guy who plays Liam  equals lameness to the tenth power. He goes “you’re a bitch” all in this beginning actor’s voice. While he lacked the intensity needed for that scene, Sarah Foster replied perfectly by saying “don’t be vulgar and yes I am when necessary.” Love her. 

Deb and Harry getting stoned… weird,but totally funny.

Annie hitting someone and driving off.

Dixy calling Ethan out, and Ethan lying about it, only for Dixy to call his ass out again. 

Brenda coming back!

Debby calling Kelly’s skank ass out!

Naomi screaming “Get Out!” not once, but twice.

With everything considered the episode turned out great. I think Annie could have slapped Naomi after she said “screw you!”  My predictions for the season premiere is that it’s a legacy character in the Benz. I’m thinking Steve or Brandon maybe, but then again it could just be some classmate who ends up blackmailing Annie. Oh why was Liam kidnapped and taken to bad boy boot camp and was his yelling and screaming left on Naomi’s voicemail? Will Ethan and Silver be together or will Dixy come between them? Oh and is it possible that Annie hit Dixy? All the questions and more will be answered on the next 90210!

Oh that crazy and naive Naomi! You would think she would have learned by now that Liam doesn’t want her ass, but she hasn’t. That sister of her’s… igh, Dixon acting like a punk at prom… double igh, and Liam being named Liam triple igh! I hate that name so much. Who name their kid Liam in 1993? Anyway, can’t wait for the drama throw down tonight it should be promising. Anyway, I’ve been watching the old school 90210 and Kelly was blanking whore!!!!!!! OMG it’s like every episode she tells Brenda “I knowwww him” and Brenda makes this OMG face and goes “oh my gosh Kelly” it’s so nasty. So last Sat’s episode Kelly walks up to Brenda as says “Brenda why are you wearing that? Hippie Witch is out.” Brenda replies” It’s not Hippie Witch it’s Twin Peaks!” I sitting there laughing thinking this is so 1991…

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New 90210 Tonight!

90210 came back strong as hell! Like whenever I’ve talked to my friends, they’ll ask “did you watch GG?” and I’m like “yeah, but it was boring though” and every time they reply “I know right?!” It wasn’t until this latest episode they got back on track after their unneeded hiatus. 90210 didn’t need a hiatus either, but it came back hitting hard. This episode was nothing short of excellent, and I even forgot about Donna, because Silver had me wrapped up in her craziness. The new boy and Naomi… love them. Annie and Ethan splitting… love it. Adriana not being the center of the dramafest …LOVE IT! This was the best episode yet!

Oh and Bye Bye Dustin Milligan :( I really don’t know how I feel about him getting the boot. I think it sucks, but I’ve never liked any of the male cast members except the new boy, but that’s because he’s cool. Ethan is kind of like whatever… as far as character strength goes. What does he add other the drama for Annie?

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Donna is back and it’s funny how Ethan ran back in between Naomi legs… oh the sauciness of teen dramas.